Gaand Faad Hindi Jokes


 1 Aurat ko Pari ne 3 vardaan
mangane ko kaha..
par ek shart rakhi k usey jo bhi
milega, us k Pati
ko uss se 10 guna zyaada
milega.. Aurat ne pahli wish maangi
"Mujhe duniya ki sab
se khubsurat aurat bana do.."
Pari ne kaha is se tumhara Pati
tum se b 10 guna
jyada khubsurat ban jayega.." Aurat boli k koi baat
nai, me hi
duniya ki sab se
khubsurat aurat hu toh mera
Pati aur kisi ko nai
dekhega.."
Aurat ne dusri wish maangi k mujhe duniya ka
sab se Ameer Insaan bana do
Pari ne kaha k tumhate pati
tum se 10 guna
ameer
ban jayenge.. Aurat boli" Jo mera hai wo mere
pati ka hai aur jo
unn ka hai wo mera.."
.
.
Ab aurat ne teesri wish maangi:" Mujhee halka sa
heart attack de do.."
.
.
Gals k liye joke yahi khatam
hota hai.. .
.
Boys aage padhe...
.
.
Pati ko patni se 10 guna" halka" heart attack
aaya..
.
.
Moral:" Ladkiya samajhti hai k
wo smart hai.. But reality is different.😂😁😂😁
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 A man and his wife go to their
honeymoon hotel for their 25th
anniversary. As the couple reflected
on that magical evening 25 years
ago, the wife asked the husband,
"When you first saw my naked body
in front of you, what was going
through your mind?" The husband
replied, "All I wanted to do was to
fuck your brains out, and suck your
tits dry." Then, as the wife
undressed, she asked, "What are you
thinking now?" He replied, "It looks
as if I did a pretty good job."😂😁😂😁







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Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work
today. I'm really sick. I got a
headache, stomach ache, and my
legs hurt, so I'm not coming into
work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you
today. When I feel like this I go to
my wife, and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better, and I
can go to work. You should try
that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel
great! I'll be at work soon. By the
way, you got nice house." 😂😁😂😁