Desi mast Jokes for girls

 Virginity Test' Kit!
Man 1: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?
Man 2: Get an 'Irish Virginity Test' Kit.
Man 1: What's that?
Man 2: It contains a small can of Red paint, a small can of Blue paint and a Hammer.
Man 1: That sounds crazy! How can virginity be tested with that?
Man 2: Paint your right ball Red and left ball Blue... and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says, 'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen, hit her on her head with the hammer !!😁🤣😄😄

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Agar girls pilots rahe to
Girl : Hello control tower , this is flight 345 we have a problem .
Control Tower : kya problem hai boliye.
Girl : kuch nai.
Control Tower : please bataiye problem .
Girl : nai rehne dijiye.
Control Tower : Please bataiyye.
Girl : nothing im fine aap nai samjh sakte .
Control Tower : ariiii bol kya problem hai.
Girl : bye block kardo mujhe.
Control Tower : arii diwaani 200 passengers hai wo plane me .🤣😁😅😂

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कि सब्जीवाले से भी पूछने लगती है किस गांव से हो .

.वहाँ तो हमने ननद की देवरानी की बिटिया ब्याही है

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