dirty Jokes for Girlfriend

POEM BY A GIRL:

Fuck me hard...n fuck me deep..!

Don't stop..until i weep.!

Suck my boobs..n kis my lips!

Go on baby..shake my hips!

I love the feel of u in my pussy...!!

Ek baat kahun..kya chodte ho tusi!!

Eat my pussy..like burger of McD!

Chodo mujhe..faad k meri chaddhi!

Woofer mai teri..tu mera amplifier..!!

Kisi aur ko chod ke aaya hai na..u liar?

Faad di hai tune..aj meri fuddi..!

Aise hi chodte rehna..jb tk mai ho na jaun buddhi!!

Muh me lene ka aaj man hai mera..!!

Taiyar ho ja..lund pe saja k sehra!

Chudna chahti hun mai like a whore.!

Condoms lana.. one plus four...!!;-)

😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣
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New element Added 2 the Periodic Table
Name : wife
Symbol : wi
Atomic Weight : Don't Even Dare 2 Ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at Anytime,
Can Freeze at Anytime,
Melts if Handled with Love & Care,
Very Bitter if Mishandled.!
Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive,
Highly Unstable,
Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold, Platinum, Clothes & Other Precious Items,
Money Reducing Agent,
Volatile when left Alone.
Occurance:
Mostly found in front of mirror....😄😁😁😆😅😂😂😅
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Ek ladki ke piche koi ungali karke bhag gaya. Piche ek buddha khada tha ladki boli, Baba ye miss call kya aapne kiya? Baba dhoti utha ke bola meri to validity hi khatam ho gayi hai😁😆😅😂🤣