Desi non veg sms for gf bf

Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun

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Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.

Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.

Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha

Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?”

Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“
😂😁😀😁
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Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”

Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”

Santa : “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”
😂😁😀😁😂
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Ek din 1 lady tota kharidne gayi.
Lady-iski kya khasiyat hai?
Dukandar-ye bolta hai.

Lady ne Tote se pucha- main kaisi lagti hu?
Tota-Bhen ki Laudi,bikul randi lagti
hai!
Lady-ye to bahut badtamiz tota hai.

Dukandar use andar
le gaya aur zor se pani me duba k pucha, bol ab gaali dega?
Tota-nahi kabhi nahi dunga.

Wo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ab puchiye.

Lady-agar mere ghar pe 1 admi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tota-apka pati hai.
Lady-agar 2?
Tota-apka pati aur devar
Lady-agar 3?
Tota-pati,devar aur bhai.
Lady-agar 4?

Tota-pani le aao bhai, maine to pehle
hi kaha tha "bhen ki laudi randi hai.....
😂😁😀😁😁

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