Non veg comedy story in Hindi

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be twenty six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror

On the morning of her Birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to her to the most happening pub where he ordered and danced body to body

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being 26 again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed .

'I meant my waist size, you Retard!!!!'

Moral of the story: No matter how attentively you listen to a woman, you are gonna get it wrong
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A Heart Touching Story..Must read :(

Mother: Son I'm sorry.... I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this?

Mother: I'm sorry he was my first love and I could'nt marry him.. 'cause we were of different religions. He's on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever.

Son: No I'm speaking to
no one. Mr. Walia is the only father I know and that's that!!

Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.

Son: Ok, I'll give him a piece of my mind!

Phone: Morning Son, I am Mukesh Ambani. I'm your real father.

Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh...
Dad! Dad! Dad!!!
Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
Luv u so much Dad!!!!
I always knew there was something special about me..
Thank you soooo much Mum.
You are the best mum in the world!

Moral:
Na Biwi Na Bachha
Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya,
The whole thing is that Bhaiya,
Sabse Bada Rupppaiyaaaa..!!!
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Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha.
Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai.
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai,
Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai.!
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Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli.

Wife: “Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye Greece Try Karen”

Santa: “Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai“
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Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Puchhti Hai.

Teacher: “Pappu, Sach Aur Veham Mein Kya Fark Hai?”

Pappu: “Mam, Aap Sexy Ho Ye Sach Hai Aur Hamara Khada Nahi Hota Ye Aapka Veham Hai“😂😁😀😁😂
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