Faadu Hindi Jokes for whatsapp


 Gf:" Jaanu ab tum
change ho
gaye ho..!
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BF:" Wo kyun.. ??
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GF:" Ab main tumhe KISS
karti hu to
tum Eyes
Close Nahi Karte..
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BF:" Saali Haramkhor,
Pichli Baar
Close ki thi to
Mere Wallet se 1000 Rs.
Gayab Tha..!!😂😁😁😂😁
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A blonde had just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde, “Stand in the circle and don’t move!”
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, “Oh, you think that’s funny? Watch this.”
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she’s laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
“What’s so funny?” the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, “When you weren’t looking I stepped outside the circle four times.”😂😁😂😁





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Question asked to different stream students...
Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 20 marks)
Answer:
Doctor......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 20 )
Lawyer.....
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
CA Student......
Answer : Love Khuda hai.
( marks : 5 out of 20 )
Engineer........
Answer :
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- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 20 out of 20 )
Excellent !!
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NOTE :-
Don't ask Engineers ,
They can stretch any thing for 20 marks !😂😁😂😁