Hindi Unique Romantic Adults Jokes
How to Kill an Ant..?
asked in xam:"10marks"
Stdnt- Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside
the Ant's Home..
After eatin Ant wil search for Water..
Somewhere near
Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go
to dry herself
near fire,
When It reaches
near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit
wounded Ant in
ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant.
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheeti kya hai.😂😁😂😁😂
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Girls hostel ka guard roz daaru pine ke baad gali bakta tha
"mera naam jeevanlal, kiski chut me kitne baal ?"
Ek ladki sunkar boli: meri chut me itne baal ki ulajh jayega jeevanlal.
3dino tak jeevanlal kuch na bola.
Chauthe din jeevanlal: goli chalegi fatak se, chut phategi jatak se, jal jayenge sare baal, bach niklega jivanlal.
Ladki: Surakshit kale mere baal vesmol ne kiya kamal. Nahi jalenege mere baal, maa chudaye jeevanlal..😂😁😂😁



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PROPOSE KRNE KA SAB SE MAHA -
MADERCHOD TARIKA.....
BOY :- TERE PASS LUN HAI ........?
GIRL :- NAHI !!!
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BOY :- MERA LEGI....?😂😁😂😁