Girl Boy Desi Non Veg Comedy Jokes in Hindi

BOYS & GIRLS ke baaton ke style mein kya farak hota hai..??

Girl- Yahan kya kar rahe ho..??
Boy- Yahan kahan maa chuda raha hai..??

Girl- Maine aap ko aisa kya kaha..??
Boy- abbe maine konsi teri GAAND marli..??

Girl- Itna fast kyon chal rahe ho..??
Boy- Tere Goton mein aag lagi hai kya bhenchod..??

Girl- Woh ladka paagal hai..
Boy- Chutiya hai woh bhadva..

Girl- Woh boss ki respect karta hai..
Boy- Woh chut maari ka boss ki Gaand mein hi ghusa rehta hai..

Girl- Us ladki ka character acha nahi hai..
Boy- Woh RAAND hai saali..

Girl- Tum idiot ho
Boy- Tu toh LODU hai..

Girl- Darr lag raha hai..
Boy- Gaand phat rahi hai..

Girl- Masti mat karo plz..
Boy- Chutiyagiri mat kar bhosdi ke..

Girl- Just get lost..
Boy- Bhosde mein jaa..

Girl- Aaj ghar pe bahut daant padi..
Boy- Aaj toh ghar pe lavde lag gaye madarchod

😂😁😀😁😁
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Ek Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Ko Pucha.

Ladki: “Yaar, Tujh Pe Itne Saare Ladke Fida Hai, Aage Piche Ghumte Hai, Iska Raaz Kya Hai?”

Saheli Ne Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya: “Kyo Ki Main Theek Time Pe Galat Kaam Karti Hoon“😂😁😀😀
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Boy txts his gf: Kal date pe tum mujhe kiss dogi?

Girl: nahi kisi ne dekh liya toh?

Boy: Koi nahi dekhega.. bharosa rakho mujh per.

Girl: Ok de dungi.

Boy: Boobs choosne do gi?

Girl: Ok choos lena.

After 20 mins.

Boy texts: Yeh sab galat hai...main tumhein touch bhi nahi karna chahta.......

Girl: Mujhe pata hai madarchod, tune muth maar li hai.
😂😁😀😁😂

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Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki
sabse khubsurat ladki ho
.
.
.
.
Girl: Par tumare piche toh
mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki
khadi
hai.
.
.
.
Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh
waha koi nahi tha.
.
.
. Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha
pyaar karte toh kabhi mud
kar
nahi dekhte..
"I HATE YOU"
.
.
Moral: Moral woral kuch nahi,
bas
ladki zara tez nikali.
.
.

"Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere
doston"

Boy: Jaise tumari marzi, but ab
ye
diamond ring main kise
dunga......??
.
.
Girl: Lo! Ab main apne jaanu
ke
saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti
kyaa........?? :p
Ladki ne ring box main dekha.
.
.
..
Girl: Ye to khaali hai...

Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha
pyaar karti to kabhi verify
nahi
karti ke is me ring hai ke
nahi....??"
I HATE YOU"

Moral: Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai
Utni
Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti
Hai. 😂😁😀😁😂
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