Santa Wife Non Veg Comedy Jokes in Hindi

Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Jo Ki Apna Santa Ji Thhe, Aur Bola

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Ek Tatta Neela Pad Gaya Hai”

Santa Ne Tatta Check Kiye Aur Bola,

Santa: “Ye To Zehar Fel Raha Hai Isko Kaatna Padgea”

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Kaat Do, Jaan Jyada Zaruri Hai”

Aadmi Phir Do Din Baad Santa Ke Paas Pahunch Gaya,

Aadmi: “Doctor Saab, Mera Dusra Tatta Bhi Neela Padd Gaya Hai”

Santa Ne Check Kiya Aur Bola: “Isko Bhi Katva Lo, Nahi To Zehar Fel Jayega”

Aadmi Ne Dusre Wala Tatta Bhi Katva Liya

Do Din Bar Fir Se Vo Aadmi Santa Ke Pass Pahunch Gaya Aur Rote Hue Bola.

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Aaj To Mera Lund Bhi Neela Ho Gaya Hai”

Santa Ne Phir Check Kiya Aur Kaha,

Santa: “Ye Bhi Katna Padega Nahi To Zeher Aur Fel Jayega, Peshab Ke Liye Pipe Laga Denge”

Santa Ne Uska Lund Bhi Kaat Diya

Aadmi Phir Do Din Baad Santa Ke Paas Aa Gaya Aur Bola,

Aadmi: “Doctor Sahab, Ab To Naali Bhi Neeli Ho Gayi Hai”

Santa Ne Is Bar Tasalli Se Checkup Kiya Aur Khush Ho Kar Bola,

Santa: “Oye, Beemari Pata Chal Gayi Hai, Aapke Undersear Ka Rang Utar Raha Hai”.
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Ek Ladki Ka Mangetar Mar Gaya, Ladki Laash Ko Dekh Kar Rote Hue Boli.

Ladki: “Abhi To Mene Kuch Bhi Nahi Dekha Thha”

Sath Mein Santa Khada Thha, Sun Ke Usko Dilaasa Deta Hua Bola.

Santa: “Abhi Thodi Der Mein Nahlayenge Tab Dekh Lena“

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Santa Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hone Ke Baad Santa Suhagraat Ke Din Jate Hi So Gaya,

Phir Dusre Din Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Aur Aisa Har Roz Hone Laga Santa Jata Aur So Jata,

Santa Ki Biwi Pareshan Ho Kar Santa Ki Maa Ke Paas Jakar Boli

Patni: “Apka Beta To Mere Sath Kuch Karta Hi Nahi Hai Majboor Ho Kar Mujhe Apko Ye Baat Batani Pad Rahi Hai”

Saas: “Tum Aaj Raat Ek Kaam Karna Apna Ek Boobs Khol Kar Let Jana”

Santa Ki Biwi Yahi Karti Hai, Santa Raat Mein Aata Hai Or Dekhte Hi Kehta Hai,

Santa: “Aray, Itna Bada Foda, Kal Jakar Is Mein Cheera Zarur Lagwa Lena”

Santa Ki Biwi Fir Santa Ki Maa Ke Pass jati Hai.

Patni: “Aapka Beta To Mere Boobs Ko Dekh Kar Ise Foda Keh Raha Hai”

Saas: “Tum Ab Ek Kaam Karna Apne Dono Boobs Khol Kar Let Jana”

Santa Raat Mein Aata Hai Or Apni Biwi Ke Boobs Dekh Kar Kehta Hai

Santa: “Aray, Kal Tak To Ek Hi Foda Tha Aaj Do-Do Ho Gaye, Kal Ja Kar Is Mein Cheera Pakka Lagwa Hi Lena”

Biwi Fir Saas Ke Paas Jakar Rone Lagi.

Saas: “Tum Ab Ek Kaam Karna Poori Nangi Hi Let Jana”

Santa Ki Biwi Yahi Karti Hai, Santa Raat Mein Aata Hai Aur Uski CHut Ko Dekh Kar Apna Matha Thok Kar Kehta Hai

Santa: “Ye Kis Maderchod Doctor Ke Paas Chali Gayi Thi Fode Kaha Hai Aur Doctor Ne Cheera Kaha Laga Diya“😂😁😀😁😂

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