Impress a girl on social media and
1. “Girl, will you stop getting any hotter? You are killing the poor thermometer!”
2. When a girl stares at you, say, “Wait! Before you cast those dreamy eyes on me, I want to get my maps and GPS ready. Okay, go!”
3. Hold out your hand and say, “Would you be kind enough to hold this while I go out for a walk?”
4. Say in a hushed tone, “If you turn me down, then I am gonna tell NASA that you are smoking hot and the real cause of global warming.”
5. “If you were a phone of Apple, then you would be called iGorgeous!”
6. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?”
7. “If you were Christmas, I would be the Grinch who stole you!”
8. “Girl, you are so delightful, cheerful, and bright, you can make Batman rent an apartment and abandon his cave!”
9. “Hi there, miss! How about doing some community work by sparing some space for the needy? Let’s move in together!”
10. “I think I am gonna buy a Polar Bear.” (Girl – why?) “I am gonna use it to break the ice between us!”
Impress a girl on social media and WhatsApps Snapchat by giving these reply
11. “Am I cute enough yet or do you need more of those vodkas?”
12. “My doc said that I can never have arrhythmia. But your presence is sure proving him wrong!”
13. “I sure hope lady, that you know CPR, cos you are taking my breath away!”
14. “I’m addicted to ‘Yes’, and I’m allergic to ‘No’. So what’s it gonna be?”
15. “Hi, I am Marv. My full name is Marvelous. You must be Beautiful!”
Impress a girl on social media and WhatsApps Snapchat by giving these reply
16. “Have you ever been to the moon?” (Girl – no) “Wow, me neither. Gosh, we are so alike!”
17. “What are you doing this evening?” (Girl – nothing) “Let’s do nothing together then!”
18. “Hi, I am Phillips Adam Shankman. How about we take a walk to remember and make things better!”
19. “Girl, I know what you did last summer. Wanna do something similar this winter?”
20. “How on earth do you do that?” (Girl – what?) “Look so damn good!”
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