Make your girl smile by sending these laughing reply

A. “I wish these male comics would stop doing impressions of me sounding like a fucking idiot”

B. “I wish I wasn’t the only female writer on this tv show”

C. “I wish men didn’t expect me to be skinny, gorgeous and sexy and then make fun of me for the effort it takes”

D. “Why are supermodels 14-years-old?

E. “Stop letting men in entertainment stereotype me”

F. “Why don’t I make the same amount of money as my male co-workers?”

G. “Do you mind not yelling about my boobs while I”m walking down the street?”

H. “Why is there a debate about whether or not women are funny?”

I. “I’m eating yoghurt because you gave me a fucking yeast infection!”

J. “I’m drinking a vodka and soda because you are clearly only attracted to skinny girls”
Make your girl smile by sending these laughing reply


K. Really? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

L. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?

M. Have you ever been to Antarctica?

35. I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!

N. If I had a nickel for every girl I had ever seen who was as gorgeous as you are, I’d have… 5 cents.

O. My next drink is on you! [Why?]

P. I saw you and dropped mine.

Q. You’re so stunning that I just forgot my pick up line.

R. I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get, baby.

S. You’re as sweet as Skittles and I want to taste the rainbow.

T. I’ll make you a deal. [What?]

U. I’ll give you a kiss and f you don’t like it, you can return it.

Make your girl smile by sending these laughing reply
V. There’s something wrong with my bed. [What?]

W. For some reason, your number isn’t in it.

X. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…

Y. I’m a lot shorter than this in reality but I’m just sitting on my billfold.

Z. I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?

Aa. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Bb. You must be a Snickers bar. [Why?]