A male patient is lying in bed in the
hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily
sedated from a difficult four hour,
surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the
mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are
my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his
vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his p#nis in
one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them,
Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c
k? :P