One morning at a
doctor's clinic a patient Mark
arrives complaining of serious back
pain.
The doctor examines him and asks
him:
"Tell me what happened to your
back..."
Mark replies:
"Sir, I work for a local night club. This
morning, I got to my
apartment early and
heard some noise in my bed room. On
entering I knew someone had
been with my
wife and the balcony door was open. I
rushed out of the balcony door and
did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the
balcony I saw a man running out and
he
was dressing
himself. I was very angry,.. I grabbed
the
fridge and threw it at him. It
was very heavy...
That is how I strained my back....!!!"
Later that day, a second patient - Bob
arrives as if he has
been in a car wreck.
The doctor said:
"My previous patient looked bad,.... But
you
look terrible..... What the hell
happened to you....??"
Bob replied:
"You know I have been unemployed
for a while now...., today was the first
day at my
new job..... I forgot to set my alarm and
I was
late,..... I was running out of the
building, getting dressed at the same
time, I was hit by a fridge! I don't know
how and where from
this fridge fell on me...!!!"
Before closing hours, the third patient
Johnny comes.
He looks like he was punished in hell.
The doctor is shocked.
He asked: "What the hell happened to
you....??"
Johnny replies:
"Well, It started like this: "I was in a
fridge..." :x