A married man was having an affair
with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took
off for her house, where they made
passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As
the man threw on his clothes, he told
the woman to take his shoes outside
and rub them through the grass and
dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless
complied. He slipped into his shoes
and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded
his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been
having an affair with my secretary and
we've been having sex all afternoon. I
fell asleep and didn't wake up until
eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes
and said, "You lying bastard! You've
been playing golf!".