A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet
in a posh hotel'.. He sat down &
noticed 4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was
gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he
loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM
AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he
pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make
him smell fresh.
Feeling pampered, he decided to press
the last button APR. He later woke up
in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir,
APR means AUTOMATIC PAD
REMOVER, so when the machine
couldn't find a pad on you, it went for
your balls.
Your balls are in this jar...