There were two nuns ....
One of them was known as Sister
Mathematical (SM) & the other one
was
known as Sister Logical (SL)
It is getting dark and they are still
far away from the convent.
SM : Have u noticed that a man
has been
following us for the past thirty-
eight and a
half minutes? I wonder what he
wants.
SL : It's logical. He wants to rape
us.
SM : Oh, no! At this rate he will
reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL : The only logical thing to do of
course is to
walk faster ......
SM : It's not working.
SL : Of course it's not working.
The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk
faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this
rate he will
reach us in one minute.
SL : The only logical thing we can
do is split. U
go that way & I'll go this way. He
cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow
Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the
convent and
is
worried about what has
happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM : Sister Logical! Thank God u
are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing
happened. The man couldn't
follow us both, so he followed me.
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened
then?
SL : The only logical thing
happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to
run as fast
as he could. SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing
happened. He reached me
SM : Oh, dear! What did u do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I
lifted my
dress up. SM : Oh, Sister! What did
the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. He
pulled
down his pants.
SM :Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run
faster than man with his pants
down
And for those of you who
thought it would be dirty........start
thinking
logically.