Man : I would like to buy some
dog food?
Salesman : do u have a dog?
Man : Yes
seller : Where?
Man : at home
Seller : Sorry I cant sell u unless i
see Dog..
its ours store policy.
NEXT DAY
man : Do u have Cat food?
seller : Where is Ur cat ?
man : at home.
Seller : sorry can't sell u unless i
see cat...!
3 DAYS LATER MAN COMES WITH
BAG
Seller : wtz in ur bag ?
man : Put Ur hands In...
Saler : itz warm and moist what is
it.???
Man : my shit!!
I need toilet paper..