A guy stuck his head into a barbershop
and asked, 'How long before I can get
a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop
full of customers and said, 'About 2
hours.'The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck
his head in the door and asked, 'How
long before I can get a haircut?'The
barber looked around at the shop and
said, 'About 3 hours.'The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his
head in the shop and asked, 'How long
before I can get a haircut?The barber
looked around the shop and said,
'About an hour and a half .The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and
said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow
him and see where he goes. He keeps
asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but he never comes back.'
A little while later,
Bob returned to the shop, laughing
hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he
go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from
his eyes and said, 'Your house!' =D =))